Sometimes perhaps it's best to keep my mouth shut
I had an amusing encounter at the bookstore today. I was perusing the LGBT section, which I tend to do frequently in June when they have 20% off everything for Pride. I selected Best Lesbian Bondage Erotica 2008 and went to the counter to purchase it.
Me: The sale’s going on until the month of June, right?
Saleslady: Yep, till the end of the month.
Me: Awesome. This is my third time buying books this month. *laughs*
Me: I just had to get this one, you know, because my friend has a story in it. I’d feel guilty otherwise!
Saleslady: *blank look*
I suppose when you buy lesbian bondage erotica, you’re not really supposed to chat about it. Oops. Failure at social graces #457. Oh, well.